Do Swing

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Okay, so you’re planning a party. You got the punch, the chips, the dip…but is that really all there is to a party these days? I mean, we’re in the 21st century, and it’s about time we started partying like it. But how do you spruce things up? Well, for starters, physical activity is becoming all the rage, what with health concerns skyrocketing across the country. So, it’s gotta be something that gets you moving. Also, all great parties have one thing in common: great lighting. Lighting helps you see who’s at a party, so you can avoid the people you dislike and find the people you’re attracted to. Or, for some, just so you can find the snack table (ahem, health concerns, remember?). So, we’ve got physical activity on the one side and lighting on the other. Now let me see…

Ah, here it is: the Do Swing, the trapeze-chandelier. Yea, I combined those words with a hyphen and you should too because now you can swing from the light fixture at your party WITHOUT causing serious damage to your home and/or guests. The fixture itself resembles an upside down ‘T’ with a light bulb on either end. Stretching from the stem of the ‘T’ to the ceiling is a long cord that that allows for trapezing and stuff. What’s that? You work late and don’t know if you’ll have enough daylight to do your exercises? Well, it’s a light fixture too, don’t forget, so you can jump and swing and flip through the wee hours of the night.

Unfortunately this design is still in the concept stages, but if the word gets out on this, it could be a nation-sweeping phenomenon. In fact, the first presidential candidate to endorse this product will likely win the whole damn thing! Also unfortunate, the Do Swing does NOT come with a spiffy spandex outfit, so you’ll have to provide your. Also, never, under any circumstances, should you miss the handle grips and grab the light bulbs instead. They are extremely fragile and hot! You have been warned!

Source: Gizmodo[http://gizmodo.com/371975/trapeze-chandelier-really-spices-up-key-parties]
Do Swing website: [http://www.bernstrand.com/bernstrand_lighting_site.htm]

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